人気ゲーム龍が如くの登場人物でサッカーチームを作ったらどうなるのか。とんでもないメンバーが揃う夢の布陣や、試合展開の予想で大盛り上がりです。個性豊かな面々の珍プレーをさっそく見ていきましょう！
以下、海外の反応
秋山はすぐ息切れしそうだな！
Akiyama would get short of breath too fast!
ああ、秋山にとってあそこは一番向いてないポジションだよ
Yeah akiyama is the “worst” position for him
確かに、MF秋山は絶対無理だな。スタミナがない。純粋なSTとして置くべきだ。守備は戻らないだろうけど、チャンスがあれば確実に決めてくれるはず
Agreed, midfield Akiyama will never work. He doesn’t have the fitness. Let him be a pure 9. He won’t track back but he will put them away if they’re on a plate for him.
それに全主人公の中で一番ストライカー気質だぞ。めちゃくちゃ怠け者だけど、足には大砲がついてるようなもんだ
Also out of all the protagonists, he’s the most pure striker energy. Lazy as fuck but has a cannon for a leg
いや、真島と冴島は前半でレッドカード食らって退場だろ
No, majima and saejima will get a red card in the first half.
品田がチームを背負うことになる
Shinada carries
まさにそれ
Real
郷田をLMにして、大吾を監督にしよう。桐生のゴールに大興奮するはずだぞ
Swap daigo with ryuji and make daigo the coach he will get excited over kiryu’s goals
頼むから大吾にリーダーの座は与えないでくれ。組織を率いらせた時に何が起きたか知ってるだろ
dont give daigo any leadership positions please, we have seen what happens when he leads an organization
谷村はGKだろ！秋山はメインのアタッカーで間違いない！
Tanimura should be the goalie! Akiyama is the obvious choice for the main attacker!
中央のミッドフィルダーなんて、秋山と八神（日本最強の愛煙家コンビ）には地獄でしかないぞ
centermid would be hell for both akiyama and yagami (two of japans strongest smokers)
そもそも試合が終わるまで体力がもつか怪しいぞ。みんな40代以上だし（龍司が33歳で一番若い）、60代もいる（真島、冴島）。2026年時点の年齢と仮定してもな。
Not sure they’d last a whole game, they’re mostly over 40 now (with Tatsuya being the youngest with 33 years old), and some has already reached 60 (Majima, Saejima). The ages are being count in assumption of their age in 2026.
郷田龍司は絶対にLMに入れるべきだろ
Ryuji Goda has to get in the side at LM surely
真島がよそ見してる間に相手に得点されまくるぞ。品田はバットでボール打って退場。秋山は息切れして、大吾は銃を持ち出して追放。ボロ負け間違いなし。しかもチーム全員ヘビースモーカーだしｗ
The opposing team would run up the score when Majima got distracted. Shinada would be penalized for hitting the ball with a bat. Akiyama out of breath and Daigo gets rejected from the game for shooting people with his gun. They lose big time. Also like everybody on the team is a chain smoker lol
品田と龍司ならこの過酷さに耐えられるかもな。イチとIW以前の桐生なら、なぜかスポーツ全般が異常に上手いから付いていけるかも。秋山と八神はマリオストライカーズみたいな動きはするだろうけど、ハーフタイム前に倒れるな。他はバットでボールを叩く以外にスポーツ経験がなさそう。ゲーム内の最強ステータス状態でもない限り負けるな。
Shinada and Tatsuya are the only ones that are built for this. Ichi and Pre-IW Kiryu have the benefit of just randomly being good at whatever sport/hobby you throw at them for no reason, they should be able to keep up. Akiyama and Yagami could do some Mario Strikers type shit, but would collapse before half-time. The rest could put in some work but don’t have much sports experience outside of hitting balls. They lose, unless we use game logic which means these are all dlc characters with max sta…
秋山は秒で息切れしてても、戦闘になると一瞬で本気出すぞ。肺の強さは知れてるけどな。でも倒れるのはあいつらじゃなくて相手チームだろうよｗ
Akiyama goes from completely out of breath to battle-ready in a matter of seconds, and his lungs are comparatively shit. Ain’t nobody collapsing but the other team lol
確かにｗ 八神なんてタバコ吸うとむしろ調子上がるような奴だしな。唯一のブレーキは日本の法律くらいだぞ
Trueeee. I guess I can’t really be realistic when we’re talking about mofos like Yagami who actually benefits from smoking a pack, the only thing stopping him from chain smoking for infinite EX gauge is Japanese law.
タウリナーを無限に飲ませれば無双できる
Just give them unlimited staminans and they sweep.
個人的な布陣だと、桐生をST（全部自分でやりたがるしな）、イチをCAM（皆と協力しようとするし、司令塔に向いてる）、八神をLWF、龍司をRWFにするかな。キャラの雰囲気的にね。
Hmm, I think for me personally, I’d put Kiryu at ST (tries to do everything by himself, might as well let him), Ichiban at CAM (tries to do everything together, good as a playmaker), Yagami at LWF and Tatsuya at RWF. That’s just the vibes I get from these characters.
真島を右サイドに移して、桐生をGKにしろ。誰も突破できないぞ！
Swap Majima to the right wing and move Kiryu as the Goalie – nobody will get through him!
真島は間違いなくウインガーだろ
Majima screams winger.
真島はバットで相手チームを殴り倒して即失格になる姿しか浮かばん
Majima would bash their team with a bat and instantly disqualified
真島ならゴールキーパーとしてイギータみたいなスコーピオンキックを見せてくれるはずだ
Majima’s gonna be doing scorpion kicks in goal like Higuita.
地震を起こせる奴が2人もいて、GKは影分身できるんだぞ…余裕で勝てるわ
Two of them are capable of generating large earthquakes, and their goalie can use shadow clones…. They got it.
なんで片目が見えてない奴をゴールに入れるんだよ？
Why’d you out the half-blind guy in goal?
真島はバットでゴールを守るキーパーになるんだろ？ｗ
Majima will be the goalkeeper who uses a baseball bat to do goalkeeping, wouldn’t he?
真島がキーパー？片目で視界も半分しかないのに？無理でしょ。しかも打たれ強くもない。強烈なシュートに耐えられる冴島をGKにすべき。真島は秋山の代わりにミッドフィルダーだな。そもそもミッドフィルダー多すぎだし。品田をセンターバックにして、秋山は右サイドバックにでもしとけ
Majima as goalie? When he has only an eye and 50% vision reduced? Uhmm,no. And Majima isn’t the most tanky. Saejima should be goalkeeper because he can tank powerful shots. Majima should be midfielder instead Akiyama,anyway there are 4 midfielders. Shinada should be center defender and Akiyama should be right defender .
冴島がボール蹴ったら威力すごすぎて壊れそう
Saejima kicks the ball a smidge too hard—
秋山と真島のポジションを入れ替える必要があるな
Akiyama and Majima need to swap out positions
悪いがナンバをGKにするのは譲れない
I am sorry but Namba has to be a goalkeeper
桐生にウインガーのフィットネスと繊細な動きができるか怪しいな。すぐ見抜かれるだろう。センターバックの方が向いてるかも
idk if kiryu would have the fitness and finesse to be a winger. he would be figured out quick. maybe cb suits him better.
海藤と足立はベンチ要員か？
Kaito and Adachi on the bench?
相手チームを「うっかり」ボコボコにして失格になる未来しか見えない
Disqualified because they ‘accidentally’ beat up the other team.
オランダ代表でも震え上がるレベルだわ
Netherlands would be shakin in they boots
全員レッドカードで終了だろ
I’d say they all get red cards
冴島をGKにして、真島をイチと代えてくれ、頼む
Saejima for Goalkeeper and Majima replacing Ichiban pls
いや、真島と品田には野球じゃなくてサッカーの練習をさせとけって誰か言ってやれよ。イチはヒーローのバットまで持ち込んでるしなｗ
No. Somebody should have told Majima and Shinada to train for football and not baseball. Ichiban took his Hero bat with him too I guess.
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これ完全に少林サッカーになるだろｗ
This match would be equivalent of Shaolin soccer